Das Geschäft meines Lebens

[Segelmatt]

Hallo,

dachte, ich zeige Euch mal, wie man schnell reich wird (Hintergrund: ich habe irgendwo im Rindernetz ein Schlauchboot mit Außenborder zum Verkauf inseriert). Hier ein potentieller Kunde:

Hello ,

Thanks for your response to mail,I want us to conclude the transaction fast and this is how i want us to do it for quick payment.
I will need the following details to send payment as soon as possible.

Full name.......
Adress........
Zip code.......
city / state.......
phone number........
Country.........

As soon as i have* your address i will* forward it to my Boss (company manager) to issue you a CERTIFIED COVERED BANK* CHEQUE* for £4,890 POUNDS.....because i am not in* UK presently, ( just relocated to UAE to join my family),The payment is coming to* you in this amount because is for the payment for the item and for the* cost of shipment of the goods as well other expenses. When the cheque clears and credited in your bank account and you get the money, All you have to do is to* deduct* your money which is* €1,000 Euro, Please let me know if i will trust you to send the balance(remainder) to my freight forwarder (shipping Agent)* , who will be coming for the pick up at your location to be able to upset shipping charges with his transport company along side my other* iterms in europe.

Below is my information and address for the document.

Engr Wilson Frust
11 Al Khan Road, Bin Haddah*
*26863
Sharjah,
U.A.E
*
I am offering you additional €200 Euro* for the incovinience and time it might cost you in this transaction. This exclude the western union charges and* express cheque clearing fees if required which you are to deduct from my balance you will be sending to my shipping agent.

I do hope this is clear and understood, I will be waiting for your reply with address to proceed with payment.
*
Hoping for a smoot and secure transaction.I will give you a call as soon as i have your details for payment.

Urgent response will be highly appriciated.

Thanks with regards,

Engr* Wilson Frust

Ist doch klasse, oder?*

[quaelgeist]

aber ich glaube ich hoere irgendwo im Hintergrund das leise rattern der Bartwickelmaschine

Ist aber trotzdem nicht falsch das wir von Zeit zu Zeit an die Maschen erinnern. (und das ist jetzt ernst gemeint)

gruss
chris

[Flybridge]

Es ist schon nervig genug ein Boot zu verkaufen.

Und dann muss man sich noch mit so einer dreisten Masche beschäftigen. (Zumindest öffnet man die Email und liest den Text.....)

Ist mir bei meinem Bootsverkauf auch passiert. Und das sogar mehrmals....

[Holger]

...nicht mal richtiges englisch kann er... hat er wohl in nigeria gelernt...