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[Dirk070]

Es ist schon sehr Interessant was einem für Mails in "Haus" flattern nur weil man sein Auto verkaufen will...

Hello,

I want to inform you that i will buy your car but i have a business proposal for you. I am a captain with the United Nations troop in Iraq,on war against terrorism.Based on the United States legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq come this year,i have been deployed to come and work in your country's military base soonest.Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states,mostly the United states and the European Union on the war against terrorism.I will need a car for myself and that is why i contact you. On the other hand i want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of 6.2million USD. which was recovered from one of our raids on terrorists here in Iraq because they keep most of their money at home for evil activities which they normally get through illegal deals on crude oil.

Based on the suffering we undergo here some of us do meet such luck.It happened that i went for this raid with the men in my unit and i decided to take it as my share for my stress here in this evil land filled with suicide bombers.I deposited this money with a red cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money.It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money. I wish to use this money for charity purposes in Turkey,where we have about 3 million Iraqi refugees and Sudan where we have currently the highest numbers of refugees displaced as a result of war.You need to visit such places.I want to invest the money on stock fish from Norway to this refugees because base on my experience on battle ground in this places,they lack a lot of fish and meat to add to their meager and unpalatable meals which they get in little quantity just to keep them living until God knows when th problem ends.Instead of allowing this terrorists to get the money and spend it on purchasing arms illegally from Russia and North Korea it is better channeled to saving the world.

I cannot move this money to the United states because i will be in Europe for about 3years,so i need someone i could deal with.If you accept,i will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because i am a uniformed person and i cannot be parading such an amount so i need to present someone as the beneficiary.I am an American and an intelligence officer at that so i have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done.

Please if you are interested in this transaction i will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully.I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why i went to a secured car site where i can be sure that the person is real. I believe i can trust you. where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is secured so nobody can monitor our emails,then i can explain in details to you.I will only reach you through email,because our calls might be monitored,I just have to be sure whom i am dealing with. If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so i can call you for further inquiries when i am out of our military network.I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message,if no response after 3days i will then search for someone else.I am doing this on trust,you should understand and you should know that as a trained military expert i will always play safe in case you are the bad type,but i pray you are not.6.2million USD is a lot of money which is the dream of anyone.

I wait for your contact details so we can go on.In less than 7days the money should have been noted on your account and i will come over for my money.I will give to you 20% of the sum and 80% is for my dream.I hope i am been fair on this deal.

Regards,
Captain Frank Manchester.





Gruß Dirk

[1WO]

Hallo..

Nun gib ihm schon deine Kontonummer. Entweder räumt er dirs ab, oder die Police steht vor der Tür wegen Geldwäsche...

Wieso nur lest ihr eigentlich so Unsinn? Aus dem Spamfilter geklopft?

Grüße Andi

[Schnuffi]

Hallo
Das kannte ich auch noch nicht.
Die Jungs lassen sich immer wieder was Neues einfallen.
Lösch die Mail !

Gruß Werner

[45meilen]

So was lösche ich ungelesen.

[Dirk070]

Ich fand´s Amüsant

[Torsk_Ni]

HolyMoly,

ich hatte vor kurzem den Vater einer britischen Tochter der
ein Geburtstagsgeschenk kaufen wollten. (mein Moped)

Leider habe ich bis heute noch nicht das Foto seiner Tochter bekommen

[Holger K.]

Frag ihn nach einem Werbe-Foto mit einem speziellen Banner als Echtheitsbeweis

[Eckaat]

Man will ja niemanden wegen seiner Hautfarbe diskriminieren, aber wegen seiner Blödheit schon.

Die Scambaiter leisten da gute Arbeit.

Wobei es wichtig wäre, den Leute mal zu erklären, dass man nur mit einem täglichen legitimen Tun seine Familie ernähren kann.

Dass es viele Gegenden in Afrika gibt, wo das nicht möglich ist ist mir auch bekannt. Aber auch die Berichte über die vielen ungenutzten, abgelehnten oder verlotteterten Hilfsprojekte. Sehr schade.

Gruß Ecki

[don pedro]

Hallo Dirk,

habe die gleiche mail erhalten über autoscout24. Habe Ihm sogar geantwortet und gefragt ob er mich veraschen will und natürlich nach details gefragt.

und so geht die verarsche weiter:
Now i
want you to read this mail carefully so that you will understand how
we are going to run this deal because i can not call you at the moment
due to security reasons and i do not have a personal phone but will do
everything possible to call you as soon as we commence this deal. I
have planed everything even before coming to you. you are not going to
have problem with any body. i am in the military, people have done
this kind of deal and they all seceded.If only you will be the lucky
person. so i feel we are lucky, lets run this deal. the most important
thing is that you will follow my instructions and keep it secrete.As
i have already informed you on how this money is been brought,and i
know i have equally informed you on where the money was deposited.I am
in command of my unit in CAMP FALLUJAH,i
give orders,and i am a marine and you know the respect and honor we
control.I do not need to give you any further info.i believe you have
the mind to understand even when giving a clue.I will prepare all the
necessary documents for approval that the money is yours with a
diplomat who is a friend but will not know that you are not the actual
owner of the said cargo because he is a man of decent mind.He will have
my approval before he comes for the clearance of the cargo. I will be
doing myself a great favor to explain in simple terms how this deal is
going to be so that if you will not be able to do it,you can forget
about it now please.This deal is for real it is no joke and i want you
to see for yourself.I do not know you neither do you know me so we
cannot possibly talk of trust in this issue now rather, i have arranged
everything in a way that you will have your own share of the funds and
you will deposit my share for me in a swiss account which i will give
to you.The only role i need from you is for me to arrange the
consignment in your name so that you will clear the consignment as your
own but will then take 30% of the funds to yourself and transfer it to
wherever you want and the balance of 70% will be paid to a swiss
account which i will give to you.This will be done with the help of the
diplomat in Europe.

Now i want you to know that,Every week a red cross relief
jet flies to Europe from Baghdad to go collect reliefs from donors in
Europe.I have two of my men as security to the airplane.If we come to a
concrete agreement,i will contact a diplomat here in CAMP FALLUJAH whom
i have some of my men on guard in his premises to come seal up a
consignment which is with the red cross to the beneficiary in
Europe.Then i must have prepared every document making you the true
beneficiary of the funds. I want you to know that diplomats run a
courier service which is called DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE,this service
is meant for transferring hard documents,huge funds and precious
stones.they call it consignment.This consignment will be registered
under their service and will be carried with their diplomatic immunity
to any country where they have diplomatic grounds and then deliver it
to the beneficiary of the consignment on the grounds where they
maintain diplomatic immunity. In this case,the deal will go like
this,Once i register the consignment in your name,The diplomat will
seal it and then will send it to Europe after registering it as a
diplomatic consignment in a diplomatic box and then transfer it to
another diplomat in Europe who will pick up the consignment from the
airplane and then deliver it to you.The airplane that will be used in
this deal is the red cross jet which equally has its own immunity
because of the nature of its work.Wherever it lands in Europe the
diplomat in Europe will now go and claim the consignment and then have
an appointment when you will come claim your consignment.

As
soon as i am through with the diplomat's arrangement here i will get
from him the contact of the diplomat that will deliver the consignment
to you in Europe and forward his contact and phone number to you so you
can have an appointment with him to know when you can come claim the
consignment. I know this might come to you as a surprise but i must
tell you that with my experience in international politics,i must
inform you that 70% of the richest people on earth made their money
from such deals and that is why everybody cannot run accounts with so
much money in it and not everyone that can own a rich swiss
account.Those accounts are made for such deals where nobody will ask
you how you made the money,rather they are interested in making it safe
for you.That is their banking policy.

I want you to know that i
want to deal with someone i do not know because the deal must have no
trace.I am a marine so i have to be careful,this is a wicked world,but
if you are good and can have this deal with me and keep it very secret
between the both of us,then in one week we are rich.

If
you are ready for this deal,you are required by this letter to furnish
me with the information below, as I did told the Red Cross officer that
we shall be intimating him with the information of the rightful owner
of the boxes.

1. Your Full name
2. Your country of origin and Contact address in
your country
3. Your state of residence and origin in your
country
4. A copy of your international passport /driver's
license
5. Your direct telephone number
6. Your occupation.

Once
i receive this i will prepare every document making you the rightful
owner of the consignment immediately and will contact you as soon as i
conclude arrangement with the diplomat here.

Get back to me urgently
Capt.Frank Manchester.



Wenn der meine Daten hat bekomme ich wahrscheinlich eine Rechnung von 6,2mio $)))

bye
don pedro

[uwekoerner]

..da frage ich mich, wieso sich Don Pedro extra für diesen Beitrag im Boote-Forum anmeldet.

Gruß.
Uwe

[RoterBaron]

Ich würde bei auto-scout ein Auto nur anbieten, wenn ich

polnischer, ukrainischer, russischer oder afrikanischer Gebrauchtwagenschieber wäre.

Aber auch das ist unnötig, ich brauche keine Anzeige, um einen Gebrauchtwagen zu verkaufen, jeden Tag kleben mir diese Schieber 10 Visitenkarten an die Windschutzscheibe, nur einer macht das nicht mehr, das ist der Typ, den ich erwischt habe, wie er sich auf den Hof schlich und auf einem Privatgrundstück, wo er nichts zu suchen hat, herumtrieb, um Kärtchen an die Karren zu stecken. leider sah ich von oben, vom Haus aus, nicht so genau, was er an den Karren machte, hielt ihn zuerst für einen Autodieb und reagierte entsprechend mit einem Sprint auf den Hof und welches Werkzeug damals, vor ca. 3 Jahren, griffbereit im Flur lag und zuflällig in meine Hand wanderte, weiß ich auch nicht mehr so genau, aber ich glaube, im Flur lag damals noch der 2 Kilo Vorschlaghammer.

Nichts gegen den auto-scout, die können nichts dafür. Wir haben da um 2001 zuletzt angeboten, Auto meiner Frau, es meldeten sich nur Leute, die weder lesen noch schreiben konnten und trotz genauer Beschreibung der Ausstattung nervend nach nicht vorhandener AHk fragten.